Thursday, November 13, 2008

Back in the U.S.S.A.

Welcome to the USSA

I had intended to post this when our current socialist presidential elect was voted in by the unwashed masses. Now my "regular" readers may point out that I despise talking politics because doing so involves a lot of "paraphrasing" and a bullshit sense of Faux Intellectualism; this much is true, but, since I am an alpha-"Isolated nerd with a tenuous attachment to reality" (in the words of the Ask-a-Ninja Ninja) I must post my opinion.

First of all congratulations Morons you got what you deserved; an Inexperienced socialist puppet controlled by the idealistic far left. you could probably have gotten the equivalent leader by putting a Che Guevara sock puppet on a college sophomores' hand whilst said sophomore repeats every recorded thought that sounded "good" and takes no action on the ill conceived thoughts. Yes I said " takes no action" because Obama's talk is just that Talk; I know you might have started praying to a deity you warship or planing to fake your own death so you could live the rest of your days as a hermit in the great northern Alaskan wilderness communing (and consuming) with the animals, the land, and quite possibly Sarah Palinn(Oh great Off track again), because even the media has started to pull their hair out as they mumble "oh my god, we've created a monster". But there are are numerous things keeping Obama from doing anything; namely the presidents office not being a policy making position, the supreme court, various parts of the constitution, a divided house of congress, most of America's seniors(one of the largest groups of voters) being firmly against socialism after that cold war "thing", and most importantly our "glorious leader" not having any superior skills other than rabble rousing (I mean look seriously, he roused a massive amount of lazy-stupid-disorganized-pot-smoking-Che Guevara wearing college "know-it-all" Hippies to vote and preach for him en masse).

Now I have question how many bigots voted him in because he happened to be black... answer to many, fist why would you do such a thing; either you are on the death list of the NAACP, you have so little personality that you take racial guilt personally, you are intolerant of people who are not of your color, or you took Carlos Mencia seriously. If you answered yes for any of theses you are officially demoted on the Hindu karma wheel to be reincarnated as a banana slug(or lower if you where already that{but take heart, you had the brain of one anyway}). well anyway I've met my quota for bashing self-righteous morons for today.

Now I under stand that 65 percent of the population of the united states(and probably 90 percent of the western world) will hate me for this post, but that is why I dissabled the comments the first day of my blog so


I have no Intention of answering to the neo-KGB