Monday, June 16, 2008

Don't Mess with the Zohan

This movie can only be described as a 'hilarious sex-filled parody of the modern world with an equal bashing for all, Huzzah!', but on a slightly more objective note; this movie was 'good', just a few flaws shy of 'great', (I would normally use the segue "due primarily to the fact," but I won't because that would be to obvious so I'll settle for a simple) "because" of It's extensive use of crude bedroom romps, bedroom humor, hummus, and Adam Sandlers Bare ass (the worst of all). What Don't Mess with the Zohan did well though was giving every ethnic and social group involved an equal and well deserved bashing, not caving into political ravings, and fake Yiddish swear words, I mean seriously : oi lok at that boottahken over there......

..... agh! not again!

But seriously I believe Zohan is was an attempt by Sandler to see how far he could push the movie rating system as he could, there will probably be an unrated edition with only one or two things that just didn't fit under the bar of rated R. But enough of this pointless speculative soliloquy, you as a (friend, consumer, 'Regular reader' hopefuly) want to know whether to watch it or let It gather dust in the bargain bins of tomorrow; first of all I'd tell you to jump off a cliff or stop being so Black and white then I'd tell you that It is a movie that should be seen, not a movie to form a cult about, not one to buy stolen tickets, or even to love (unless you have a fetish of Sandlers Bum or hummus). If your are uncomfortable with any of the afore mentioned thing then you had best stay the hell away.



Avoid the dvd!