A construction sign on a highway in Austin Texas read caution: zombies ahead then urged the passersby to seek colder climates. A government warning of for the zombie apocalypse it wasn't; but of course since it wasn't they "logically" assumed that it was hacked as part of a a viral marketing campaign for Capcom's Resident Evil 5. Um "okeeeey" Why would any company preform an act of vandalism to get some notoriety for a game in development that already has a number of people who want it scrapped, but any way Capcom has already denied their involvement after all what company would be stupid enough to commit any crime even a misdemeanor to drum up business, and besides I am more liable to beleive them than the Idiots on the net.
Now we think It is for a lack of a better phrase "absolutely freaking Hilarious" but the police don't, after all the the person in question did break the lock, change the pass word of the machine which enabled this to keep cycling for days, and caused general chaos amongst those stupid enough to beleive it. So in conclusion the vandal has my applause, but don't do it again.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
Back on track
After the havoc in the political system for the past few months and my repeated complaints on the matter I appear to be getting back to where I started; avoiding all that which is political.
Lets leave it at that...
And now for the promises I probably won't keep
a review of Fallout 3
even more posts
and my continued psychopathy spewed upon all of you "innocent" bystanders
Lets leave it at that...
And now for the promises I probably won't keep
a review of Fallout 3
even more posts
and my continued psychopathy spewed upon all of you "innocent" bystanders
Pie Week?
Well apparently the staff of G4's AOTS (attack of the show) Have been campaigning for a national pie week; admittedly the Idea is to put it bluntly is Completely insane. The Insanity from olivia Munn diving into giant vat of pudding (which they had the audacity to call a pie) In a french maid outfit if x amount of pie lovers (or the interweb's perverts) signed the pie week petition, and sign they did.
Olivia Munn Dives Into Gigantic Pie!
Though despite this I commend them for their attempt to bring the quintessential American dish to the forefront, but as usual despite all good that comes from the veneration of pie I am bound by my code to complain; And I've got nothing.
Olivia Munn Dives Into Gigantic Pie!
Though despite this I commend them for their attempt to bring the quintessential American dish to the forefront, but as usual despite all good that comes from the veneration of pie I am bound by my code to complain; And I've got nothing.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Creepy
So.... after poking around the site in which I found the previous quiz, and I found the "The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test". why I say it is creepy is because it nearly perfectly described me
Outcast Genius
Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occasion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).
Outcast geniuses can be very lonely (though I am not) , due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.
Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occasion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).
Outcast geniuses can be very lonely (though I am not) , due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.
Post Apocalyptic Survival test
As you may or may not know it is a hobby of mine to plan for worst case scenarios; namely the apocalypse. this comes from my tendency to weaponize everything I come into contact with. so on a whim I typed in post apocalyptic survival test in my Google search bar and got this: The Post-Apocalyptic Survival Test .
Here's what I got
Here's what I got
The Cannabal
You scored 57 Strength, 80 Guile, 31 Morality, and 89 Survival Rate (out of 100%)
Well here you are. Alive and kickin'. Wait.. was that you kickin' or did that come from your stomache? Nevermind. What's important is that you made it... right? All those other survivors are just cattle. Congratulations and welcome to the REAL top of the food chain.
You scored 57 Strength, 80 Guile, 31 Morality, and 89 Survival Rate (out of 100%)

Basically I am an Amoral, intelligent, survivor but I could have told you without the test
Monday, January 12, 2009
Super mario puppet show
the name says everything about it except that is flipping hilarious
Super Mario Bros.' Live Action Puppet Show
Super Mario Bros.' Live Action Puppet Show
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Blizzard, why are you trying to make me hate you
Ah, My most anticipated games of 2009 StarCraft II, and Diablo III; unfortunately blizzard keeps on skipping about like some acid filled procrastinator suffering from "ADD" (a fake disease I know), as you know from previous post I am caught in their "web of deviousness" in which the slowly every month or so they release tiny tidbits of information on their two big titles to cause addiction even prior to launch. This is probably because if they actually showed the games they would immediately lose all interest, because frankly: they are doing horrible things to these great series;
Well most notably Diablo. Some information has come to my attention recently (last month), first and received with the most rage is the fact that Starcraft's single player campaign will be released in three parts; now the campaign was the best part of Starcraft in my opinion, it would be raciest and incorrect to say only Koreans like the multilayer version of Starcraft, but let's run with that. With this announcement and blizzard touting their new game's game play and multi-player rather than the story this implies that blizzard is making an eventual shift to total online play(so it's not just milking us for money people), which for a misanthrope such as myself this is not good. Admittedly this is a good choice for blizzard economically, as they have traditionally built popularity through Battlenet; but I have never liked playing with anyone who I would not invite into my home or onto my LAN.
Just like Starcraft, Diablo is being effected by blizzard wild swing towards total online supremacy. now from my interpretation Diablo seems to be still geared as a single player game, but they are still trying to recreate the battlenet sensation that was Diablo II, personally I was still more fond of the single player experience of Diablo 2 but the online play was adequate, primarily because It was basically the same game with very few changes and with the "story" intact, diablo primaraly suceeded because unlike starcraft it did not depend on it's story as a motivator, admittedly the Diablo mythos is very interesting, but it does not attract you to the game. Yet again though I still have to say that I prefer LAN with a select few people. But other than this I have a few complaints about announced gameplay features (as always); first of all the giant glowing health orbs, where in all the diablo story, or any sword and sorcery do you get the Idea of giant-floating-glowing-orbs-of-magical-instant-healing, Bah! I suppose it may aleave some of the "my hand got carpal tunnel so I couldn't click the potion buttion the twenty times per second to survive this encounter moments" moments. Then there is the "you can't pick your skills" Feature of the game, you know some guy (probably with an evil mustach) was maniacly laughing his *ss off.
Well most notably Diablo. Some information has come to my attention recently (last month), first and received with the most rage is the fact that Starcraft's single player campaign will be released in three parts; now the campaign was the best part of Starcraft in my opinion, it would be raciest and incorrect to say only Koreans like the multilayer version of Starcraft, but let's run with that. With this announcement and blizzard touting their new game's game play and multi-player rather than the story this implies that blizzard is making an eventual shift to total online play(so it's not just milking us for money people), which for a misanthrope such as myself this is not good. Admittedly this is a good choice for blizzard economically, as they have traditionally built popularity through Battlenet; but I have never liked playing with anyone who I would not invite into my home or onto my LAN.
Just like Starcraft, Diablo is being effected by blizzard wild swing towards total online supremacy. now from my interpretation Diablo seems to be still geared as a single player game, but they are still trying to recreate the battlenet sensation that was Diablo II, personally I was still more fond of the single player experience of Diablo 2 but the online play was adequate, primarily because It was basically the same game with very few changes and with the "story" intact, diablo primaraly suceeded because unlike starcraft it did not depend on it's story as a motivator, admittedly the Diablo mythos is very interesting, but it does not attract you to the game. Yet again though I still have to say that I prefer LAN with a select few people. But other than this I have a few complaints about announced gameplay features (as always); first of all the giant glowing health orbs, where in all the diablo story, or any sword and sorcery do you get the Idea of giant-floating-glowing-orbs-of-magical-instant-healing, Bah! I suppose it may aleave some of the "my hand got carpal tunnel so I couldn't click the potion buttion the twenty times per second to survive this encounter moments" moments. Then there is the "you can't pick your skills" Feature of the game, you know some guy (probably with an evil mustach) was maniacly laughing his *ss off.
the blizzard employee responsible
oh, but fear not, according to blizzard you can now modify the abilities the game hands you; C'mon you know thats a half *ss*d excuse for such a stupid (or nefarious, you pick) plan, what in exchange for our freedom you give us the oportunity to change our spells radius. oh and then there are other misculanious things ment purely for the online portion of the game.
S in short you can see that I am getting fed up with blizzard and it's new actions, all I can say is: I hope it's not to bad (of course I'm saying the same thing about Obama).
S in short you can see that I am getting fed up with blizzard and it's new actions, all I can say is: I hope it's not to bad (of course I'm saying the same thing about Obama).
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Raid Gaza
HA! ha! ha! ha!
Another piece of propaganda that accomplishes the exact opposite of what it was intended, it is called "Raid Gaza!"(1 guess what you do), The message is that of a winy College Obama supporter, but on the other hand... It is really fun fun to blow up Gaza (yes I know how sick that sounds). Overall this game is best if you just disregard all of the winy crap, and if you do it is awesome.
I got a kill rating of 451 Palestinians for every 1 Israeli "are you the messiah".
Another piece of propaganda that accomplishes the exact opposite of what it was intended, it is called "Raid Gaza!"(1 guess what you do), The message is that of a winy College Obama supporter, but on the other hand... It is really fun fun to blow up Gaza (yes I know how sick that sounds). Overall this game is best if you just disregard all of the winy crap, and if you do it is awesome.
I got a kill rating of 451 Palestinians for every 1 Israeli "are you the messiah".
Thursday, January 1, 2009
First Post of the New Year
Ah, a new year; I didn't want t0o seem frivolous in just posting because of the new year so you all get treated to a list of things to look forward to (or fear) in the world and on this blog.
In the world
-The new socialist leader of our country taking the office of president
-The release of blizzards big titles Starcraft 2 and Diablo 3
-The end of 2008
On my blog
- my reveiws of Fallout 3, Mass Effect, portal, and whatever else I happen to get
- (I know I promise this every time but) more posts, more often
Wow; 2009 doesn't have much going for it so to keep your minds off the coming year hear is a neatly placed distraction
In the world
-The new socialist leader of our country taking the office of president
-The release of blizzards big titles Starcraft 2 and Diablo 3
-The end of 2008
On my blog
- my reveiws of Fallout 3, Mass Effect, portal, and whatever else I happen to get
- (I know I promise this every time but) more posts, more often
Wow; 2009 doesn't have much going for it so to keep your minds off the coming year hear is a neatly placed distraction
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